Thursday, June 23, 2011

Apologies Thursday

A couple of apologies are in order.

I'm sorry, tummy, for feeding you the following (and only the following) between the hours of 7pm and 6am: one 20 oz. Diet Coke, 2 mini cupcakes, 2 x 10 oz coffee, 1 apple, one teeny piece of ice cream cake. I am also sorry for force feeding you the following between the hours of 6:01 and 6:04am: 2 cups of raw veggies, leftover Indian food (mattar paneer omg yummm), 3 x 16 oz water.

I'm sorry, everyone around me for the rest of the night (day, whatever, don't tell me it's not bedtime) for the ensuing tummy noises that I am aware are super freaking loud.

I'm sorry, tummy, for stressing you out at work and making you extra super grumbly.

I'm sorry, esophagus, for eating like I did and then laying down. Heartburn is a cruel mistress.

I'm sorry, muscles, for feeding you crap and expecting you to perform. I will do better, promise.

I'm sorry, coworkers, for being the weird night shift girl who heats up Indian food at 6am because she's neglected to eat all night, thus subjecting your fresh, morning, noses to strong (delicious!) scents.

I'm sorry, sleep schedule for being so mean to you. I know that I could have handled this day to night transition a little better, and made an effort to sleep longer instead of jamming in lots of activities because my off time happens to be business hours.

That's all I've got right now. I think I need a sound proof room for my stomach.

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